Gears Of War 2_ Snowblind, As Narrated By Bender [Update]
By Dr. Evelyn Reed | October 12, 2025 | 7 min read
There’s a new Gears of War 2 map pack available. It’s called Snowblind. And sure, you could let Microsoft, or Epic try and sell you on it, but how about Bender rummy satta instead?
Yes, sit back and allow John DiMaggio – who does the voice work for Futurama’s surly robot (and also some Marcus Fenix guy) – to take you on a guided, emotional tour of the new maps featured in the pack.
Thankfully, he does it in his best “John DiMaggio” voice, rather than his best “Marcus Fenix” voice, so you don’t need to worry about his gravelly tones rubbing your inner ear raw over the course of two minutes of non-stop narration.
UPDATE – Wow. So, according rummy star to Microsoft, it’s not DiMaggio at all. It’s Baird, who is played by Fred Tatasciore. If you’d asked me rummy wealth 100 times who this was, I’d have said, 100 times, it was DiMaggio. Sorry Fred!